Ross Jeffries Uncensored

Ahead of their time...

2007-09-22T11:32:00.000-07:00

Dear Speed Seduction Fans And Students,

Right now I am watching a show on the History Channel.

No, this is NOT a pattern...although anything can be a pattern.

This is really truly something I am watching about Ancient Technology.

How certain inventors came up with very very early(and usually not too workable)
prototypes of technology we now use today.

Right now, they are showing the design for a 14th century rocket powered
car.

Now, back then, the inventor didn't understand control mechanisms, braking,
etc etc.

He lacked the overall tech to make it a practical device.

But he got the basic principles correct.

There are principles for deeply understanding the female psyche, how women
move, feel, emote, perceive through their world.

And knowing these, you can be way way way ahead of your "time" even if you don't
have all of the practical aspects down.

Now, SS not only provides these deep principles but all the practical stuff as well to
make it all very easy to use with precision, power and predictability as opposed to
luck, losing and longing.

Imagine being this 6th century inventor, but with all of modern tech at his command-electronics,
computers, solid fuel rocketry, GPS guidance, etc.

Imagine the impact HIS inventions would have had and the call for his services in every
palace, court and seat of power in the world.

That's the power SS gives YOU in the palace of pussy, the court of cooze and the
seat of sex.

Here's how to grab it:

http://www.speedseduction.biz
Peace and piece,

RJ

Speed Seduction Music Video!

2007-09-21T13:47:00.000-07:00

Well, this little hottie has an original song she recorded entitled,
what else, Speed Seduction!

Fast forward this video to 3:40.

Angel..you are a little devil..care to give my forked tail a yank?
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From the ashes of defeat....

2007-08-24T10:49:00.000-07:00

Dear Speed Seduction Student,

Did you know that one of the worst movies ever made is
responsible for thousands and thousands of men getting
laid with super-hot women over the past 15 years?

It's true.

Without the existence of this celluloid abortion...

Speed Seduction(R) might never have existed. No moist
pink relief for you guys. No "Discovery Channel" pattern,
no batting out of your league with super hot women you
used to be afraid even to look at.

Just dry-humping, monkey-spankin' and chicken
chokin'.

Here's the scoop:

As some of you know, your Guru of Gettin' Some(TM)(R)
used to be a comedy writer.

Now, I don't want to say that I SUCKED as a comedy writer.

It's just that..well....ok, I sucked.

So, way back in 1984, I was writing jokes for a Korean
comedian, Johnny Yune . As he used to say, "A Korean
comedian is a like a Jewish gardner".

Anyway, Yune had actually done a fairly funny film,
They Call Me Bruce.

So they offered him a shot to do a sequel and he asked
me if I wanted to write it with him.

Wow, I remember my excitement.

I was actually getting paid the royal sum of $750
a week!

I remember telling my parents, "I won't have to worry
about money for a long time".

Ha.

Ah ha.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

Do you think that kind of delusional thinking and grandiose
positivity is uncommon in this world? Do you think that YOU
would never be that dumb?

Don't be too sure.

Don't be too sure.

Don't be to sure.

Anyway, fast forward to 1987. I get a call, out of the blue,
from Yune.

"Hello, Paul. It's Johnny. The movie is playing in Westwood".

So, I drive over to the cracker-box multi-plex on Westwood Blvd
and Ohio.

The movie is playing to a virtually empty theatre. Me, a couple
of kids, a wino who smells like the south end of a bunch of ducks
flying north.

It's an absolute nightmare.

A disaster.

So bad that I quite literally had a snapping moment.

I shit you not.

I felt something like a huge rubber band snap in the
middle of my forehead, I literally saw a blinding white
light(I'm not being dramatic, but accurate only) and at that
moment, the dream of being a comedy writer that I had sustained
since I left college in 1981...

...Died A Painful Death!

Now, what in the fraggin' holy hell does any of this have to
do with the only thing that SHOULD matter to YOU-getting
hot chicks as much as you like, as often as you like, as
easy as you can?

Just this:

Had my dream of comedy writing actually succeeded, I almost
certainly never would have stumbled on to NLP, saw a way
to solve my OWN problems with women, been motivated to
create and teach Speed Seduction(R) and spread the word
of the Sarge far and wide, in fact, world wide.

That first dream had to crash in flames of utter humiliation
for this continuing dream to come to life.

My larger point is really this:

When things seem really at the worst in your life-when
that special someone leaves you for seemingly no reason
at all, when you get fired from that job you worked
so hard to find, when a dream you'd worked on for years
just isn't going to happen....

...It's Up To You To Do Something Right With It!

Look: I have to believe that teaching all of this stuff was
always what I was MEANT to do all along. Being a teacher is
my karma. My destiny. My path. My road.

Everything else was just a distraction, or training in some
way for what I do now.

Hey, all those years of writing crap comedy did teach me
how to write, how to be funny in my own way when I write,
and it was good training to be a pretty damn good copy writer
too(I write 99% of my own ads).

So not only might you find something else, you will probably
be pulling along some good skills you picked up on the way.

And speaking of pick-up, why aren't you enjoying the
secrets I revealed on this 90 minute webcast/teleseminar?

You can listen free, anytime, by clicking here:

http://ds1.downloadtech.net/cn1086/audio/1506178499525-001.mp3

Feel free to pass that link along to your friends, and
tell them about this blog too.

Piece and peace,

RJ

P.S. watch for a huge announcement October 1 about a giant
and secret project I've been working on in conjunction
with someone very big in this biz. I can't say anything
more except the word of Sarge is going to spread like
a pair of hookers' legs at a 40 year old Virgin
convention.

P.P.S. Hey, if anyone knows how Johnny Yune is doing
drop me a line. The guy was pretty damn nice to me
and introduced me to eating sushi! No shit, my
first sushi ever was sea urchin!

IT'S THE FEELINGS, DUMMY!

2007-08-01T11:53:00.000-07:00

Guys,

This is a video response to a guy on my member's only list who
was worried about women not giving him their phone numbers.

Enjoy:

Doesn't that make sense?

STOP OVER FOCUSING ON THE BEHAVIORS YOU WANT!

START FOCUSING ON THE FEELINGS YOU WANT HER TO EXPERIENCE!

IT'S THE FEELINGS, DUMMY!

RJ
http://www.speedseduction.biz/londonseductionseminar.php

Dirty Little Secrets Of The Seduction Guru Biz

2007-07-24T11:48:00.000-07:00

Dear Speed Seduction Fans,

I can honestly and accurately say that I have never met a
more diverse bunch of sociopaths, liars, creeps, back-stabbers
and all out thieves than the guys I know in the Pick-Up/Seduction
Guru game.

The vast majority of these folks(and I've met virtually all of them)
have never put together an original idea in their lives, don't give
a shit about really helping guys change, and are stealing each
other blind.

Now, just to illustrate what scum fucks most of the rest are,
there is a Pick Up "Circus"..uh, I mean summit..coming up in August.
Various different "instructors" from different "camps" are coming, or
at least ALLEGEDLY are coming, with the proviso that the line up can
change at any moment.

I can personally tell you that:

THREE of the speakers run businesses that are almost entirely based on
ripping off Mystery. As in virtually word for word.

One of the allegedly confirmed speakers is the CEO of a company that is in a life or death legal struggle with Mystery's company, Venusian Arts. This guy has hold of Mystery's website, is claiming the right to use the name "Mystery" etc etc.

Ok, fuck it, I will name names: Savoy, you are a rat fuck. And I hope Mystery kicks
your sorry ass in court, the way I kicked it on Dr. Phil.

The rest of the speakers, with perhaps ONE exception, are peddling watered down
hybrid mixes of my work and Mystery's, with a smattering of theft
from books on evolutionary biology and "how to dress for success" tips.

And don't get me started on the skank-bangers running the thing.

Now listen, if i seem like a bitter fucking crank, if you intend to write
to me and tell me to stay "positive" I can only say...

HEY FUCK HEAD..YOU AREN'T THE ONE BEING RIPPED OFF..BUT THEN AGAIN, MAYBE YOU ARE!

Look: stealing is stealing. Someone who takes the creative effort of another,
gives no credit(and no check!) to the originator, is a fucking thief. A person'
with loads of ambition, probably lots of envy too, but no integrity, no truth,
and probably very little talent as well.

But here is another point: thieves like this don't give a fuck about the
talent from whom the steal. That's obvious.

So what makes you think they have the integrity to care about you, the
student? Do you really think someone who will not think twice about
stealing the life's work of another gives a damn whether YOU get what
they are teaching?

I don't know what to call these guys. They surely are NOT teachers, as
I define it, because teachers put the student first, and these guys are
incapable of putting anyone before themselves.

In their eyes, you are no more importan to them than those they steal from:
we are all are merely card-board cut-outs in their inner
movie of fame, fortune and power. Genuine sociopaths.

Now finally, I hear some people say, "So what? I'll learn from anyone. I'd
learn from Hitler if he could teach me."

My answer is: "I'll learn from anyone is only a step from saying I'll learn
AT any one's expense and I'll DO ANYTHING to learn it."

That's what these sicko rip-off artists live by.

Don't make the same mistake.

Peace and piece,

RJ

Ross Jeffries Uncensored: But will it work on London-New York-Paris etc etc chicks?

2007-07-22T10:08:00.000-07:00

Ross Jeffries Uncensored: But will it work on London-New York-Paris etc etc chicks?

But will it work on London-New York-Paris etc etc chicks?

2007-07-22T09:58:00.000-07:00

Right now, I am in New York City, at the Coffee Pot, on 49th and 9th Ave.

Actually, I came to Ryetown, New York, Thursday for a marketing consult with
a true genius, Mark Stevens.

I think if I follow his advice, my biz will grow by 10 x at least.

Anyway, I've been in NYC since Friday night and one thing I can tell you...

NEW YORK GIRLS ARE EASY!

Ok. If they aren't easy, they are at least, contrary to myth and rumor, VERY
VERY friendly.

In fact, almost all New Yorkers, in my experience, are friendly.

Personally, I am bored to tears with the lame-ass excuses I get from guys
around the world,

"I can assure you, this won't work on girls in London. They are far too snobby".

"Yeah, try it on these San Francisco feminist bitches".

"NYC girls won't even give you the time of day if you aren't rich".

Etc etc etc.

To which I firmly say, "Bullshit".

Look, a life full of excuses is a mediocre life. A life where you just don't
get moving, don't question your own "wisdom", and generally stay stuck.

Now, this is why I like Mark Stevens-he sees the world the same way I do and
can't stand stuck people who make excuses.

(And his marketing interns are pretty fucking hot-I think they were offended
a bit at first by the subject matter of my website, but "came strongly" to the
"cum-clusion" by the end of the conslut..I mean, conSULT..that I was quite a charming fellow).

Anyway, my point is:

STOP MAKING EXCUSES.

To hell with:

I'm too bald

I'm too old

I'm too short

I'm too poor

I'm too skinny

Shit can that crap, use the tools, and get laid like mad with the women
you really want WHEREVER YOU GO IN THE WORLD.

Peace and piece from the Big A-hole, here in the Big Apple,

RJ

Some chicks think TOO much

2007-07-21T11:26:00.000-07:00

Guys,

There's a link on this blog to some chick's sociology thesis which she wrote
on the seduction community.

Brainy chicks fuck good, in my experience, so I'd like to "meat" her one day.

Here's the link:

Peace and piece,

RJ

Handling The "How Old Are You Question?"

2007-07-13T11:28:00.000-07:00

Ok guys,

One of you students on my members-only Yahoo group was bitching about
being an older guy who wants hot young women, but these young lassies
keep asking him, "How old are you?" and he can't get past the question.

Here is my answer to this dilemna, on video:

P.S. Please feel free to pass this video around to anyone!

RJ

Check this out!

2007-07-10T10:54:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

Just fooling around here, I've installed userplane webchat on the blog
so you can talk to one another(you have to sign up for a free userplane account)
and also talk to me if I'm here on the blog.

What I might do, for laughs, is announce informal chat sessions with me, from time
to time.

What do you think?

RJ

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Double Plus Double Dutch Fuck You

2007-07-08T18:56:00.000-07:00

Double Plus Super Fuck You, I LOVE This Chick's Music. The Muffs are my favorites!

And fuck you, I like this chick's music

2007-07-08T18:54:00.001-07:00

Fuck you, I like comics

2007-07-08T13:04:00.000-07:00

Ross Jeffries Uncensored: Answering Extremely Rude Women

2007-07-06T16:07:00.000-07:00

Ross Jeffries Uncensored: Answering Extremely Rude Women

Answering Extremely Rude Women

2007-07-05T20:13:00.001-07:00

This video is sponsored by my Gold Walk Up DVD.

Date Me And Save $40

2007-07-04T18:08:00.000-07:00

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen, and the hilarious part is the element
of truth: some chicks will date the lowest of the low.

RJ

Happy Fuck of July

2007-07-04T12:52:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

Since this is Independence Day, I want to help you a bit
further along on your drive to independence from
wanking it, spanking it, and tissue-spelunking.

Therefore, I reveal to you a few more great opening
scenarios:

You: If I were gay, and you had a brother, I'd go for him,
cuz you're really cute.

You: You know, in the ANTI-matter world, you'd be considered
extremely UGLY

You: I picked the wrong beach(bar, sidewalk, super-market, etc) to be
gay.

Then I use my new super-transition line. It has NEVER failed yet.

I simply say, "Are you a roller...a folder...or a tosser?"

The answer always is a curious, "What do you mean?

My response is, "Ok..so you are about to leave for your ideal vacation
spot. You really want to get away...indulge...cut loose...feel free.
You've got your suitcase totally open....totally ready to receive...

So do you toss your clothes...roll them...or fold them?"

I then make up a bit of a funny story about the personality traits of
the tosser, roller, folder, who gets on with whom, etc.

Try them..they are free.

Peace and big bangs to you today.

RJ

Video Message About My London 2007 Seminars

2007-06-28T13:35:00.000-07:00

One note:

The actual seminar dates are:

Magick/Psychic Influence, Sept 7,8,9

Speed Seduction Sept 14, 15, 16th

Stay tuned for more

RJ

Hooray For Pinkberry!

2007-06-26T11:12:00.000-07:00

Dear Speed Seduction Student,

Screw "group theory".

For those of you who don't know, "group theory" is part of the lingo of the PUA(that's pick up artist) community.

Group theory teaches how to infiltrate a group of women or a mixed group of men/women, "neg" the women, "AMOG" the men, and be the alpha male, smooth-talkin', center of attention.

I say, screw it.

My idea of group theory?

Some venue or event where there are 30 women, 3 guys, and 2 of the guys are gay.

Now THAT'S group theory.

(BTW: In case you don't get it, YOU would be the straight guy.)

So, the other day, I go to the new "Pinkberry" yogurt place.

Pinkberry, for those of you who don't live in So Cal, is a new yogurt chain that is inexplicably popular with almost everyone, but especially HOT YOUNG WOMEN.

Now, I don' t get why women who care so much about their bods that they do 5 hours of yoga and spinning a day will then stuff their maws with Pinkberry Yogurt.

But they do.

Way back in the 90's, I talked about going to places where women indulge their desire for oral gratification.

Thanks to Pinkberry, they've found their heaven.

Pray to the pussy-gods that Pinkberry opens a franchise in your town.

Or find the equivalent.

Because this place is ludicrous in the hot-girl to straight-guy ratio.

In fact, I think I just may sponsor the Ross Southern California Pinkberry Sarg-a-thon.

A weekend of me and 6 hand-selected students to spend all day and evening Sat-Sun sarging every Pinkberry location in So Cal.

Anyone up for it?

A bit of hidden camera footage would make a good video podcast.

Bottom line: find a place where women swarm and forget about "group theory".

Feed your face AND your zipper.

Peace and piece,

RJ

The Power Of Non Sequiturs

2007-06-25T15:26:00.001-07:00

Dear Speed Seduction(R) Student,

As you know, Speed Seduction puts a lot of emphasis on the themes that are more
likely to lead to seduction than not.

As I have said, a key question is: how is this communication structured and designed to
capture and lead her imagination and emotions?

THAT is a key question you ought to be asking.

Not: "where do I take her on a date"? Or, "How much should I spend?"

Now, as part of being good at themes, we teach you how to transition from one to the
next using things like "transition phrases".

Wow, that's a pretty clever name for phrases that allow you to transition between
topics, isn't it?

Give me a fucking GOLD STAR!

Anyway, sometimes(sometimes) in a seduction, it does NOT pay for you to transition
smoothly or logically from one subject/theme to the next.

Yes, SOMETIMES turning 90 degrees, conversationally, and introducing a new topic
from right out of your ass works best.

You see, sometimes, when I introduce a topic, or give a response, I want the woman to reach
for more, before I will continue in that vein. Or I just want to leave her wanting more, so that
when I DO return to the topic, she'll receive it even more eagerly.

In classical hypnosis, we call it "building response potential".

Let's say I've got her going with an incredible connection pattern. She's responding well.

So I will then take it away and change the subject and say, "Nevermind. When you were a little girl..was there some kind of candy that was the king of your candy castle?"

If she says, "Wait wait...let's get back to that connection stuff..."

Then she's been a good girl. She's reached for it. She wants more.

So I will return to the topic right then and there.

If not, I'll continue with the candy topic. And later I can go back to the incredible connection
stuff.

Another example is when I do a boyfriend destroyer.

Me: So, Sally Jane..sure seems like it would be fun to hang out again(nodding my head)..
wouldn't it?

Sally Jane: Sorry, but I have a boyfriend

Me: Ohhh...a boyfriend? Well, boyfriends are like colds. You can catch one at anytime.
Doesn't mean you can't shake him off eventually.

Sally Jane: Laughing and adjusting her tube top

Me: Anyway, the topic of today is bad TV shows..guilty pleasure shows that turn your brain to garbage. There are three categories: scandulous skanks, true crime exposes', wanna-be-talents trying to make it big. I think you're a category 2....

Now, what did I just do here? I blew away her boyfriend objection and then GOT TO A ANOTHER SUBJECT, RANDOMLY.

What does this do?

It blows the "objection" even further away. First, I cover it with a blanket of her own laughter.

Then I put it behind the door of a closed topic.

This means that later on(say, 20 minutes anyone?) when I go for the close, the objection
is not going to come through, unless it really is for real.

That deserves a gold star, yeah?

Piece and peace,

RJ

P.S. In about a week, I'll be announcing registration for my London Magick/PI and Speed Seduction Seminars. We will be doing them back to back, Sept 7, 8, 9th for Magick/PI and then the following weekend, Sept 14, 15 and 16th for the Speed Seduction(R) event.

We will be offering a special: each event is $1595, but you can attend both for $2695. Yes, if
you are a Speed Life attendee, you get to come free, but damn it, email me NOW if that is the case because we have to make room.

Now listen: THESE EVENTS WILL SELL OUT.

I have not been to Europe in 2 years as my Mom's health was failing(she died April 29)
and the demand for these is crazy.

So, to keep it fair, we are only going to have registration open for one 24 hour period, to
be announced.

If you miss it, you miss it. Sorry.

If and ONLY if you are prepared to pre-pay fully AND sign up for both events, you can email
me now at: sandworm77@ca.rr.com and Lisa, my trusty assistant, will take your registration.

I'll keep you posted on when registration will open

RJ